Tag: random thoughts
group name: titfortat
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September 18, 2007 11:33 PM EDT --
I never win raffles. I hate them! We always have them at work. They sometimes give you raffle tickets for working overtime, like dangling a carrot in front of your nose. . . . more
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April 23, 2007 06:04 AM EDT --
From an email I got last week........ Hope you enjoy this one as much as I did.
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> A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with . . . more
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March 13, 2007 01:31 AM EDT --
Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
Answer: An offer you can't understand.
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August 04, 2007 04:33 PM EDT --
I know people that go to the casino’s all of the time and win money gambling. They go once a week to the Indian casinos or make a trip up to Reno. I know a guy that is so . . . more
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September 27, 2007 01:29 AM EDT --
On my way to work today a school bus rear ended a car. It happened right in front of me. We were in the right hand turn lane, and the bus driver was looking to see if the traffic was clear . . . more
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August 11, 2007 12:41 PM EDT --
You will probably think that I lived in the dark ages, and you are right. The man just came to hook up my DSL, and I am officially on High Speed Internet! I can't believe the difference . . . more
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August 20, 2007 04:14 AM EDT --
the clouds
write a story
moving
with the wind
changing form
without effort
adapting to
unseen forces
absorbing
then releasing
sometimes violently
thrashing with electricity
sometimes . . . more
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April 08, 2007 04:35 AM EDT --
A man was driving down the road and ran out of
gas. Just at that
moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? . . . more
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March 14, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
- Benjamin Franklin
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March 19, 2007 09:30 PM EDT --
Why do banks charge a fee on
"insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough money?
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March 28, 2007 07:55 PM EDT --
This is an actual letter sent to a man
named Ryan DeVries by the
Pennsylvania Department of
Environmental Quality, State of
Pennsylvania. This guy's response . . . more
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September 06, 2007 12:25 PM EDT --
My To Do List is much smaller today. YIPPEE!!!
1. Go to work - DONE
2. Get driver's license renewed - Done
3. Go to Wal-Mart and get allergy medicine and other important items - DONE
4. Call . . . more
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May 12, 2007 10:12 PM EDT --
Thought I lost my mom, my best friend
But it was a beginning not an end
The love she gave me wont ever go away
The kindness of her words are now mine to say
I can see the world now through her eyes . . . more
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March 14, 2007 01:28 AM EDT --
Were it offered to my choice, I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults in the first. . . . more
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March 16, 2007 10:15 AM EDT --
"What would you say is the most urgent health problem facing this country at the present time?"
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March 24, 2007 05:48 PM EDT --
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> DON'T CHEAT AND LOOK AT THE BOTTOM FOR THE ANSWERS!!! History Exam...
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> Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam If you are
> under 40 you can claim a handicap. . . . more
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April 03, 2007 10:04 PM EDT --
Today is Wednesday and that means take a break from issues day. So the poll for tonight is multi-facited.
Here goes nothing.
What is your favorite TV show or TV Network or Type of Show . . . more
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March 11, 2007 12:13 PM EDT --
Dont sweat the small stuff, just gets in the way
Just say enough is enough, and get on with your day.
Carol M Lloyd
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April 08, 2007 04:24 AM EDT --
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>>Subject: Lifesavers.
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>>A teacher was testing the senses (specifically
>>taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
>>The children described the flavor . . . more
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March 19, 2007 03:28 PM EDT --
Why does someone believe you when
you say there are four billion stars
, but check when you say the paint
is wet?
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